The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 08, 1997
Transcript:
Tv: I usually like to let the tv dinner heat for about three minutes. Use this time to stir the kool aid and set out the plastic forks. Tv: When serving, always fold back the foil to expose the succulent salisbury steak, making sure the peas and carrots do not infringe on the pudding cubicle. Fang: Looks like Martha Stewart's really starting to slack off.