The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 24, 1997
Transcript:
Fang: It's no use! I have a big written exam in obedience class tomorrow. I'll never learn this stuff in time!! Eno: Before you give up, think about this... Eno: What could make that little ol ant, think he can move a rubber tree plant? Fang: Uh...high hopes? Eno: No. He's a moron.