The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 27, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Y'know what's wrong with kids today, Elvin? They're all a bunch of idiots!! Eno: They play these video games all day! Turns their skills to mush! Now, when we were kids, we played games that really tested our brain skills! Games that required strategy! Eno: Like that one game we played. You know! We'd draw a circle in the dirt and try to knock these little balls out of the circle with other little balls! Elvin: Oh yeah! That game with the little balls made or marble! Eno: Yeah! That's right. They were made of marble. Weren't they? Elvin: Sure! They were these little marble balls. Remember? Eno: Right. What were those little marble balls called, anyway? Elvin: Hmm... I can't remember. Eno: Well, like I was saying, kids toady are idiots.