The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 25, 1997
Transcript:
Fang: Hmm...the results of the paper's comics poll are in. Seems that although we have a strong following among 30 year old unemployed beer drinkers, we're very unpopular with female readers. Elvin: How's Eno takin the news? Fang: He says he's got a plan that'll boost our ratings. Eno: Oh, excuse me guys. I'm just passing through looking for my shirt.