The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 16, 1998
Transcript:
Tv: So here's a recap of our movie picks. We gave "Ernest gets food poisoning" two thumbs up. Tv: Wait a minute! I didn't give it a thumb! Where'd the other thumb come from?! Tv: I used my spare. See? I keep it on my other hand. Tv: You can't do that!! I have a pinky that deserves a say! Tv: Oh yeah? Well let's see what my big toes think! Eno: I knew one day it'd come to this.