The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 20, 1998
Fang: You don't really expect me to live in this dog house, do you?! Eno: Sure! You'll love it! All dogs love dog houses! Eno: It's like sleeping indoors but it's also like camping out. It's the best of both worlds. In a way, I envy you!! Fang: What if a bug crawls up my nose while I'm sleeping? Eno: Hey, that's your problem.