The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 11, 1999
Transcript:
Fang: Are you going to lie on that couch all day eating cool whip? Why don't you do something?! Take a walk. Go to a gym. Exercise!! Eno: Can't. Fang: Why can't you? Eno: I read somewhere that muscle weighs more than fat. Fang: So? Eno: I'm trying to watch my weight.