The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 18, 1999
Transcript:
Ring. Ring Click. Voice: Hi (Cough) this is Eno. I can't make it to the phone right now. I have severe...uh...stomach palpitations and I got...um....fluid in my bladder... Man: Anyway, it's real contagious so if this is my boss I'll probably be in tomorrow-beep.