The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 24, 1999
Transcript:
Fang: Hey, Eno. How are you doing? Eno: Well, I just won a million dollar sweepstakes today. Eno: But then I went and lost it all day trading stocks on the internet!! Fang: Y'know, when someone asks you a rhetorical question like "how are you doing?" It's polite to just say "fine."
I knew it… _