The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 19, 1999
Transcript:
Man:...no, eno. The ottoman empire had nothing to do with furniture. Eno: There you go again! Implying that I"m some kind of moron! Eno: Well, I'm smart enough to know when I've been insulted! It's over between us, Sherry! You hear me? Over!!! Eno: Goodbye, Sherry! You can mail me my love poems and photos. I'm sure you won't be needing them!!! Woman: If you want, Eno, I could just slide them under the closet door. Eno: That'll be fine.