The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 06, 2000
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Man: Paper or plastic, dude? Eno: Hmm...give me three layers of plastic bags with a few paper bags shoved in there for insulation. Man: Wo! Man: That is like so eco unfriendly!! Eno: Huh? Man: Those plastic bags clog up our landfills! And wasting paper depletes our rain forests!! Eno: Wow! I had no idea. So what do you recommend? Man: Why don't you try these reusable grocery totes? Just two bucks! Eno: Neat! What are they made of? Man: Dolphin skin.