The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 26, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: Hmmm.. Fang: Problem? Eno: Yeah. I can never remember which fork to use first. Fang: Hmmm...isn't it the short one? Eno: No. I think it's the long one. Fang: No, wait. Now I remember. I'm pretty sure you start from the outside and work inward. Eno: Oh, okay! So it would be this one here. Eno: Ahh! That does the trick!