The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 28, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: What are you doing? I thought you were making dinner for your date tonight. Eno: I did and she walked out on me. Talk about ungrateful. Fang: Didn't she like it? Eno: Apparently not. and what's worse is I got it straight from my late grandmother's cookbook. Fang: Was it hard to prepare? Eno: Not really. It was a butterfinger bar I've been using as a bookmark.