The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 21, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: Crud! Fang: Hey Eno, are we out of... Eno: Shh! Eno: I'm on hold with a talk radio station waiting to make my point and I don't want to lose my train of thought! Fang: Sheesh! All I was going to ask was are we out of cheez whiz? Eno: Quiet! Radio: Okay caller, you're on with the senator. Eno: Yes, are we out of cheez whiz? Eno: AUGHHHHHH!!!