The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 06, 2000
Transcript:
Eno: Will you hold the ladder steady, Fang?! Gina: Well, I guess this answers the riddle, how many nitwits does it take to change a light bulb? Gina: Apparently the answer is two. Eno: Ha! Very funny, Gina. But that just shows how much you know. Eno: Elvin was here but left to make a beer run.