The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 12, 2000
Transcript:
eno: I knew there were all kinds of accessorized tennis shoes on the market. I've seen them with air inflated heels and even blinking lights on the soles. Eno: So naturally I wanted to outdo the others. That's why I bought a pair with all the bells and whistles. Fang: Then why aren't you happy with them? Eno: I didn't know they'd be this nosy.