The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 13, 2000
Transcript:
Boy: Hey, mister! Would you like to pay me to cut your grass? Eno: Hey, kid- I managed without you all summer. What makes you think I'm suddenly going to shell out my hard earned dough to a money grubber like you?! Boy: You just drove over your lawn mower. Eno: Is twenty bucks enough?