The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 03, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: where's your toy shop? Quick!! Santa: North pole. Fang: Yes. So it is. Fang: How many elk do you have?! Santa: I don't have elk. I have reindeer. Nine of the counting rudolph. Fang: Yeah. That was a trick question. Fang: Okay, Eno. his story checks out. Eno: Did you remember to frisk him?