The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 24, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: Happy birthday, Gina! Gina: Nice, Eno. You ran out at the last minute and bought the only card they had left. Eno: Wow! How'd you know that? Gina: This isn't even a card. It's a piece of cardboard that says "time to reorder." Eno: Not sentimental enough, huh?