The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 13, 2001
Transcript:
Fang: ZZZZZZZ Mutter ZZZZz mumble. Fang: Zzz well, hello there! What's a poodle like you doing in a place like this? Fang: No. I don't believe we've met before. You man recognize me from some of my films. Fang: I do all the stunt work for Lassie. Fang: But now I'm in training for the iditarod. As lead sled dog, I have to stay in top condition. Would you like to feel my bicep? Elvin: Should I wake him? Eno: No. It's best to just let sleeping dogs lie. Fang: Ooh! That tickles!