The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 22, 2001
Transcript:
Eno's tips for meeting cute video store employees... Eno: Read on. The sensitive approach Eno: Excuse me, I need a good cry. Could you direct me to the chick flicks? The intellectual approach... Eno: I didn't care for "porky II. I felt the book was much better. The Rebel Approach. Woman: This movie you returned isn't rewound. Eno: Hey, don't try to change me!