The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 25, 2001
Transcript:
Fang: When are you going to get rid of this clunker and buy a decent car?! Eno: What are you talking about? This baby's just like those cool bond cars. Eno: You know how James Bond would hit a button on his dash that would release a big oil slick? Eno: This car does the same thing, just without the button.