The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 25, 2002
Transcript:
Eno: I guess this wasn't a very good first date. I'll pay you back for dinner as soon as I find my wallet. Eno: Uh, would a good night kiss be out of line? Woman: Sorry. My mother told me kissing a smoker is like kissing a dirty ashtray. eno: Yeah. But I don't smoke. Woman: I'll still take the ashtray