The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 13, 2002
October 12, 2002
October 14, 2002
Transcript:
Man: I see here on your resume that your hobbies include swiping office supplies and taking long naps. Man: you also like to sit on the copier and xerox your butt for laughs. Man: You didn't need to illustrate that by the way. Man: I couldn't contact any of your references because the prison they reside in has revoked their telephone privileges. Man: Your only accomplishment appears to be the time you were selected to be in studio audience for a juicer infomerical. Man: Compound all that with the numerous misspellings and grammatical errors, and you've easily got the worst resume I've seen in thirty five years of business. Man: But since this company's laying me off next week, I'd like to get back at them by hiring someone like you. You can start tomorrow morning. Eno: Morning are bad for me. How's noon?
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