The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 30, 2003
Transcript:
Eno: Can you believe it? I got fired just because my boss suspected me of swiping office supplies! Where's the justice?! Fang: Well, were you? Eno: That's beside the point! I was a hard working model employee! What's the big deal if I borrow a few office supplies?! Elvin: Can I use your xerox machine, Eno? Eno: Ten cents a copy. Just set the money next to the paper shredder.