The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 28, 2010
May 27, 2010
May 29, 2010
Transcript:
Elvin: Where's Eno? Fang: He's in the other room working on his new invention. Elvin: What new invention? Eno: AUUGGHHH! Fang: Velcro underwear.
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I know this reference only because I’ve been reading Stephen King’s Dark Tower Series. This comes from “The Waste Lands.” The drum track plays over and over in the ancient city of Lud, prompting a rather gruesome ritual that involves a horrible lottery.
Velcro Fly by Z.Z. Top.
Hey, look at the hooks on your pants makes you wanna dance. I say yeah yeah, I say yeah yeah. There ain’t never a catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly.
You need just enough of that sticky stuff to hold the seams of your fine blue jeans. I say yeah yeah. I say yeah yeah. There ain’t never a catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly.
Well, it feels so right when you squeezed it tight, when you reach the end do it over again. I say yeah yeah. I say yeah yeah. There ain’t never a catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the velcro fly, do the velcro fly.