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Eno: I'd like a coffee.
Clerk: Uh,... what?
Eno: Coffee. Black.
Clerk: Venti?... Organic vegan-friendly soy? Double-blended half-caf frappuccino? Foam?... Sprinkles?!...
Eno: Coffee. Black. Cup.
Clerk: Why must you make everything so complicated?!
The only time I ordered a cup there, I did the same thing. The place got real quiet and folks looked at me like I was from another planet.