The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 28, 2015
Transcript:
Fang: Hey, Eno. What is this? I found it up in the attic. Eno: Oh, that's my third-grade entry in my old grade school's Halloween poster contest. As you can see by the ribbon on it, I didn't have a lot of artistic talent as a child. Fang: I'll say! I didn't know schools gave out 'dishonorable mentions'!
And yet he is always the foreman of the jury!