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The fines aren’t going to help either. There were several major infractions of rules and regulations that the Ropes & Pulley Club will be taking up with Al after he recovers.
The first time Al fell and hit his head he became confused. Seeing the chainsaw made him believe he was in Doge City and, in need of a drink, he headed to the Long Branch. Unfortunately, he was actually in Deadwood.
Farside99 2 days ago
I hope the snow was deep and pillowy.
Shikamoo Premium Member 2 days ago
Bruce iis just glad he fell in snow, not solid land.
Good morning, Ballard Dears!
oldpine52 2 days ago
I’ll go out on a limb here and guess that Al has no idea how to do that.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 2 days ago
Fortunately, with the chainsaw quickly tossed to the side when he fell, the only limb Al lost was the one attached to the tree.
Bilan 2 days ago
AL’S TREE CARE
“Almost no limb is too far”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 2 days ago
Al has a couple of broken limbs now.
Solstice*1947 2 days ago
/// The real troubles with Al’s slogans are,
not that some limbs, in fact, are too far.
No— he promised tree CARE,
but Al seems unaware
that an over-pruned tree is subpar.
/// He was asked to trim rot and corruption,
but his chainsaw approach spawns destruction.
There’s no way to undo
cuts he makes by snafu,
and the whole tree can soon cease to function.
Popeye1940 1 day ago
I’m hoping the owner of that chainsaw is Musk. I’m also hoping that he fell on his head and received a soft landing.
PraiseofFolly 1 day ago
Al is no longer limber as once he was
The reason for that condition is because
His former youthful elasticity
Is out of synchronicity
With his age-related male menopause
.
He should let Al Jr. do the climbing
The boy has better coordination timing
The ladder used holds his weight well
So that even if by accident he fell
His fall would not stress heal enzyming
.
But Al is stubborn and will not admit
His pruning skills are now miss and hit
His anger rose as he adjusts the ladder
His face puffed up like a poison adder
His eyes missed buckles on his harness fit
.
And down onto the ground he then fell
His limbs splayed out and joints did swell
At last perhaps his lesson’s learned
And son, Al, takes charge and at last earned
The business helm … how well he steers time will tell
P51Strega 1 day ago
Is it fall already?
-Saint- 1 day ago
The fines aren’t going to help either. There were several major infractions of rules and regulations that the Ropes & Pulley Club will be taking up with Al after he recovers.
ladykat Premium Member 1 day ago
Possibly it is.
ChessPirate 1 day ago
Al is mostly still there…
Now switching over to “Al’s Health Care”…
Zebrastripes 1 day ago
Until one day……..
MuddyUSA Premium Member 1 day ago
Hope fully that is snow and broke his fall somewhat….otherwise……
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 1 day ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 1 day ago
Someone’s gonna need stem-cell treatment.
Linguist 1 day ago
The trouble all began when Al switched his advertising slogan. Originally, it was: “Al’s Tree Service – We’ll Go Out On A Limb For You!”.
ArcticFox Premium Member 1 day ago
Yes, they are deeply rooted.
Solstice*1947 1 day ago
The first time Al fell and hit his head he became confused. Seeing the chainsaw made him believe he was in Doge City and, in need of a drink, he headed to the Long Branch. Unfortunately, he was actually in Deadwood.
Number Six (1967) 1 day ago
There was a young fellow called Al,
Who wanted to work with his pal.
He climbed up a tree,
Then needed a pee,
So jumped in the nearest canal.
gopher gofer 1 day ago
al needs to branch out into another line of work…
Chris Sherlock 1 day ago
Al risks life and limb at times to take care of trees.
SheMc about 15 hours ago
Oh Al, if at first an’ all that!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Linguist about 14 hours ago
None of Monday’s comics are posted! Must be the new & improved GC!