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“You ever take a cr@p so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever…I’m hoping that happens to me later tonight, ‘cause these babies don’t fit anymore. I’m hoping I’m one big t#rd away from backing into an old wardrobe.“
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Have you been spying on me?
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Time to go find you some of those stretch pants.
Jeff0811 almost 2 years ago
Extra long belt to sort of bridge the gap, extra long shirt to cover said gap, problem solved.
ncrist almost 2 years ago
LOL
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Circumference creep.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
And your Tighty Whities are tightier, but not as whity.
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
He has a girth control problem.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Looks like he’s becoming a stereotypical plugger.
ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Take a very, very deep breath.
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ah yes, the old Ron White syndrome.
“You ever take a cr@p so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever…I’m hoping that happens to me later tonight, ‘cause these babies don’t fit anymore. I’m hoping I’m one big t#rd away from backing into an old wardrobe.“
PaulGoes almost 2 years ago
It’s amazing how much clothes shrink over time.
StephenRice almost 2 years ago
Try my amazing new nano black holes, and you too can suck in your gut!
Lady loves a joke almost 2 years ago
“You think you’re so tiny? Put your money where your mouth is – unless there’s already a sweet roll there”.
elgrecousa Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The ravages of time.
Mayor Snorkum almost 2 years ago
Cleverest caption yet. This woman misses nothing.