Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 16, 2025

I find bananas apeeling.

But you’ll still smell like a ripe banana.

From plain tan to plantain

A very apeeling service.

“Our wax treatment will make you look like an art model!”

And some duct tape round your waist makes you look like a piece of art…

Thems is all gone bananas.

I look at you and wham, I’m head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.”

Elvis Presley

“Paint me like one of your French green beans”

well, orange you peachy?

Watch out, Blue Oyster Cult, they’re going to steal your abbreviation.

It ain’t cheep, you’ll need lotsa banana bread to look like that.

they make it easy to be green

Just in time for St. Patrick’s Day!

I know bananas are healthy, most people like them, and they even come in a handy little carrying case. I just have never been able to like the taste. My dog didn’t like them, either. I bought one just for her once to see if she did.

to put it plantain simple, this is dumb

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

ST. PATRICK GLOW TIME!

Buy bananas at Costco if you can do long range planning. A couple months from now I’ll be able have one for breakfast since we bought some yesterday.

Eventually they will become well bread.

Well well, look at her…..she’s really ap~’peel~ing now!

She’s hoping everyone else will be green with envy.

“When the bananas are flaked with brown, you know they are ripe for you, but never put them in the refrigerator!” – Chiquita Banana

It must be one of those banana republics.

I’d say they’re green but l used that at ‘The Argyle Sweater’.

Think l’ll split.

As soon as their treatment is over, they split.

Don’t think it worked for Michael Jackson…

After the coloring, she’ll go to the spa for a chemical peel.

No firmer, however.

hmmm… I would’ve expected cannabis before caffeine

Why are there no new comics today?

The brown ones are sweeter than the green ones.