The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 21, 2025

Sounds like an ad slogan, but I don’t recognize it.

You should be punished for that pun.

With all those eggs you need more security!

“Any Kiss begins with Kay” this one made me think a tiny bit!

No Lorraine?

Every quiche begins with K? … So is Quiche spelled K-E-E-S-H?

Good one. Maybe would have been a tad more relevant just before Valentines.

what a jewel

Kuality begins with a K !?!?!?

Is Stephan Pastis today’s guest writer?

Kay Jewellers – every kiss begins with K

I thought quiche began with eggs?

Quiche assembly line?

Nope, it starts with a Q – usually at the grocery store.

Actually, every quiche begins with “q”.

After the Muskopalypse, ever quiche begins with AK47 (needed for raiding the egg-stablishment)

If you balance a raw egg on equinox, it can become part of a balanced diet.

Using that blender is a calculated whisk.

Every quiche begins with Q.

“How do you fold it? Do you fold it in half, like a piece of paper, and drop it in the pot, or, what do you do?”

Kiche

Zales are down.

Yes, but Kay (Katherine), is buying cheap ostrich eggs for her big batch recipe till the bird flu is gone and forgotten.

Doesn’t making a quiche involve someone named Loraine?

Oh…Kay.

so, if i understand correctly, kay begins the queue…

And no one is going to point out to this yutz that “quiche” begins with Q?