The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 15, 2025

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    194919671982  2 days ago

    Hey, just tryin to be agreeable.

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    codycab  2 days ago

    Does Gargle have the same effect on Gladys? She’d definitely help the entire family sleep.

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    C  2 days ago

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer witch

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    oldpine52  2 days ago

    What? Two days in a row that Brutus zings the old battle axe.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 2 days ago

    Mothre Gargoyle could put the …. whole town/city in a coma!!!

    ;-)

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    Ahuehuete  2 days ago

    Brutus is on a roll!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 2 days ago

    Brutus 1 – Mother Gargle 0.

    For me this is the 2nd day at home after 120 days of hospital and rehab, but I have a lot of work to do on my poor femur and hip.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 2 days ago

    Brutus 1 – Mother Gargle 0.

    For me this is the 2nd day at home after 120 days between hospital and rehab, but I have a lot of work to do on my poor femur and hip.

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    Little Caesar  2 days ago

    Wilberforce: “Big day tomorrow, I better get to bed early!”

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    j_m_kuehl  2 days ago

    Sweet dreams

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    cracker65  2 days ago

    Two days in a row. Brutus is flirting with disaster.

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 days ago

    You wouldn’t like falling asleep at the restaurant.

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member 2 days ago

    Brutus scores again!!

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    Macushlalondra  2 days ago

    You walked right into that one Mother Gargoyle. I mean Mother Gargle.

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    jmworacle  2 days ago

    Touche’.

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    nosirrom  2 days ago

    She could put Sominex out of business.

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    Kornfield Kounty  2 days ago

    Et tu, Brute? (“and you, Brutus?” or “also you, Brutus?”) Today is the Ides of March! (the assassination of Julius Caesar)

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    flemmingo  2 days ago

    The old battle axe two days in a row. I feel like Brutus today! Guess I’m a Born Loser?

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    pat sandy creator 2 days ago

    Mother Melatonin…

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    Strawberry King  2 days ago

    Better call the paramedics Gladys.

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    Robert- 50d99b]  1 day ago

    Two zingers in a row, WOW.

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    Chris  1 day ago

    so he’s your entertainment… is that why you tease him the way that you do. :J

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    ladykat Premium Member 1 day ago

    Oh, good one, Brutus! That’s the second day in a row that you’ve zinged Mother Gargle!

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    raybarb44  1 day ago

    Worth the cost of dinner out just to get away from her. Add to that, the bonus of her being asleep when they get back, makes it a twofer……

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 1 day ago

    Brutus is on a roll! Ramona’s sad face in the second panel apparently doesn’t evoke much sympathy from him (or me!).

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 1 day ago

    Gotcha again……love it!

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    bigplayray  1 day ago

    BAM!!! Keep it going Brutus. Be sure to bring home a “Doggie Bag” for her. A Dog Bag for the Old Bag!!!

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    cuzinron47  1 day ago

    Except you twitch a lot from the thought of her face.

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    mindjob  1 day ago

    I would think the Medusa hair puts you into a trance

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    paullp Premium Member 1 day ago

    Brutus — two days of zingers in a row? And going on a dinner date with Gladys “again”?

    Things seem to be going extraordinarily well. Twilight Zone experience? Alternate reality? Thornapple family of the Bizarro World?

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    Hex Goblinweb  1 day ago

    Ah, seems that the ‘Brutus’ (worm) has turned. Come on, Mother Gargle, it’s sarcasm time.

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    princesshickory Premium Member 1 day ago

    Bam! Bam!! Two days in a row Brutus has zinged his mother-in-law. Nice!!

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    gopher gofer  1 day ago

    what has got into brutus these days…? ☺

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    Smeagol  1 day ago

    Keep the streak going Brutus!!!

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