The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 23, 1998
Transcript:
Man: Hi there. I was wondering if I could interest you in buying a couple of tickets to our annual police auction. The proceeds will help us buy new batons and pepper mace. Eno: What? You mean to tell me you pulled me over on the freeway to try and sell a couple of stupid police auction tickets?! Forget it!! Man: Did I mention you also have a couple of taillights that are about to go out?