The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 24, 1998
Transcript:
Man: Cappucino!! Get your cappuccino here! Eno: One caffe latte here. Fang: Whatever became of the good old days when the ballpark vendors only sold beer, hot dogs and cracker jack? Eno: Oh, get with the times, Fang. Eno: AUGHH!! HOT! HOT!! I BURNED MY TONGUE! Man: Lawsuits! File your personal injury lawsuits here!