The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 26, 1998
Transcript:
Fang: I can't believe I'm sitting here chained to a doghouse! People get to do whatever they want. It's so unfair! Fang: If I was a person I'd have the whole world to explore. If I was a person I could live life to it's fullest! Tv: Today on "springer" people who like to punch each other in the head.