The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 25, 1998
Transcript:
Fang: What'cha got there, Eno? Eno: It's another gift for you. A dog chain to go with your new dog house! Fang: A dog what? Eno: Dog chain. All dogs are chained to their doghouses. Fang: Why don't people get chained to their houses? Eno: We do. They're called mortgages.