Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 14, 2019

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    He got lost and had to wing it.

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    Farside99  about 5 years ago

    I just flew in from L.A., and boy are my wings tired!

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    finkd  about 5 years ago

    So he’s a little late ; don’t make a big flap about it.

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    They don’t tell you that the size of the bell determines the size of the wings.

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    “I was in a waiting room called Purgatory.”

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    Nachikethass  about 5 years ago
    ‘I guarantee you, there’s no problem.’
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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    When I get to Heaven, I ain’t gonna need no glasses. And, since it’s Heaven I’ll be able to just tug my halo out big enough and step through it to wherever I want to go!

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    J Short  about 5 years ago

    Trying to leave a smaller carbon wingprint.

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    unfair.de  about 5 years ago

    Some fly, some flutter.

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    That’s not the way I plan to arrive. I’ll come in at full throttle, tires squealing and drifting sideways into the parking spot. It’s been a good ride so far.

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Ran out of Red Bull?

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    cdward  about 5 years ago

    Always did like Minis…

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    There was a scuffle in the waiting room…

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    kartis  about 5 years ago

    Made it on a wing and a prayer.

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    donwalter  about 5 years ago

    Stopped to play nine along the way…

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 5 years ago

    You see these things? I could have walked here faster!

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    Minfidel Premium Member about 5 years ago

    When my grandmother turned 90 she said, “So many of my friends have gone home to be with the Lord, and they’re probably wondering what happened to me.” She made them wait until she was 102!

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    Another Take  about 5 years ago

    Those big wing guys are compensating for something. little tiny halos maybe?

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    I told you that they had to be dry cleaned.

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    colcam  about 5 years ago

    He had to take care of a defective heating unit downstairs.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Must have been a very small bell ringing…

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    Old Man River  about 5 years ago

    Held up by life

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    He got tied up in customs.

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    I wonder if wing size is related to worth

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    He got the new hybrid wings.

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    Altar_Ego  about 5 years ago

    Sorry Sir, first day on new wings.

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    Bryan Farht  about 5 years ago

    Wishing each other dead is quite typical of believers.

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