Herman by Jim Unger for March 16, 2025

The tent maker is two blocks over

“Do we having anything with clearance lights?”

Preferably the “Wide Load” brand with that insignia on the rear pockets.

at least he remembered to take her measurements before he went shopping

He needs to shop at Peoria Tent and Awning.

lmao .. I guess he’s still in love.

Obviously, he’s not a fisherman. His hands kept getting closer together as he approached the clothing shop.

Just s-o-o-o big.

Might want to check in our Sumo Wrestler’s Department………

I saw a woman with the word “GUESS” sewn into the back pocket of her jeans, so I guessed size 56. I barely escaped with my life.

….and she’s THIS wide….

He tried the army surplus store, but they were out of tents

You can never go wrong buying a size 6. Sure, it’s probably way too small, but she’ll still love you for thinking she can still wear that size!

I’m guessing skinny jeans are out.

This is a variation on a joke from my youth. In my joke, his hands are in front of him. Instead of jeans, he wants to buy a bra for his wife.

One of my friends always dated larger women. He called them his wide glides.

I totally saw this coming, I think I’ve seen something like it before, but it still made me laugh!

Next stop, lingerie.

Jeans are not designed to be that large, especially not the “designer” ones.

For that perfect fit…

If she lost ten pounds she could wear his.

size tent

I dunno wotcha talkin’ bout, Willis