Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 11, 2025

Hole milk? Must come from a holey cow!

You need the hole to get it out of the carton!

He’s lookin’ a little lactose intolerant…

What about spoiled milk? How now brown cow?

Considering milk prices, no one would blame you.

Okay.

But you may milk spilled tears.

If he moved, would he be an animated carton?

I’ll sneak away, now…

I just now do it only 2% of the time. :)

I have some puns for today, but they are not Dairy good

Spilled milk is the result of cow tipping.

I thought he wasn’t supposed to cry!

I’ve heard of milk from contented cows…

Cleanup on aisle February 11th …!

( or be sorry )

I worked in the dairy box for years and once in a while you get that one with a really slow leak and if you didn’t notice you put it on the shelf and 30 minutes later your looking for the culprit when a customer told you there’s a leaker and the other cartons are wet.

My dad told us that brown cows give chocolate milk

Dad dropped a knife load of peanut butter on the floor and claimed the whole day would be a disaster. He sure gave that peanut butter power, or so I told him. Good thing I could out run him.

If he was part of the 1%, that hole would have been fixed in no tiime.

he so pale from his milk blood draining out of him

soon to be half(empty) and half(full)

Spilled milk, in most cases, requires immediate cleanup or else the resulting smell will make one cry anyway, so … in view of some legitimate crying over the cleanup immediacy being required, what’s the point of this National Day …?

( I know, I know … metaphor speak )