Close to Home by John McPherson for March 14, 2025

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    Vistoso Quartz Hill #6  2 days ago

    I didn’t think Jim McMahon would ever wear plaid pants.

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    oldpine52  2 days ago

    That sounds like a Ballard Street business.

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    just-passing-by  2 days ago

    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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    ronaldspence  2 days ago

    Rest in Peace or Rest Room he’s got you covered!

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    PoodleGroomer  2 days ago

    I bought a bidet.

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    mfrasca  2 days ago

    And COVID proof!

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    Ubintold  2 days ago

    It seems there’s a future in droppings.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 days ago

    DING DING DING DING!

    Green Plaid Alert!

    Everybody do a shot!

    This is from 2009, did John know sump’n about toilet paper hoarding that we didn’t? … or did I miss an opportunity?! ㋡

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    The Orange Mailman  2 days ago

    All must exit & excrete.

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    Ned Snipes  2 days ago

    Hope he doesn’t take his business for granite.

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    dbrucepm  2 days ago

    2 things in life are certain, death and taxes. make that 3 things

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    dsatvoinde Premium Member 2 days ago

    Add diapers to the mix and you’ll have a real “going, going, gone” business model.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 1 day ago

    I spent the first five years of my life in McMahon. It’s completely gone now.

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    Stodgefinn Premium Member 1 day ago

    His business is going and going….

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    Munch  1 day ago

    He’s there for you at the end.

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    tom494  1 day ago

    Both ends covered.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 1 day ago

    At they’re selling “wholesale” and not “used” items.

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    Zebrastripes  1 day ago

    Either way,it takes care of the END of times….

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    Ishka Bibel  1 day ago

    I was working B2B sales during the 2008 recession and I actually pitched to a headstone company thinking this very thing, people die regardless of the economy. They told me, oh yeah, people die, they get buried, but the headstone installation is not a necessary thing.

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    Stupid  1 day ago

    I thought the joke was going to be about rough toilet paper.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  1 day ago

    Rock and roll. Heyo!

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    wildlandwaters  1 day ago

    to be fair, what with burials being so expensive, and more people being cremated, headstones aren’t much of a given anymore… but the tp… yeah… especially since Sears and Montgomery Ward catalogs are a thing of the past!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 1 day ago

    Ha! The bummer store.

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    donjha1975  1 day ago

    To be sure he should also sell cremation urns.

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    davewhamond creator 1 day ago

    Business is good. He’s on a roll.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 1 day ago

    I want a headstone made of TP rolls! :)

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    cuzinron47  1 day ago

    He could have franchised out during the pandemic.

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    cactusbob333  1 day ago

    Rock Paper Scissors , but they are out of scissors.

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    Buoy  1 day ago

    Rest in peace and rest in room.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 1 day ago

    It’s a grave and odorous business.

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    eb110americana  1 day ago

    “We’ve got everything you need for getting wiped, and wiped out!”

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 1 day ago

    Well, he isn’t wrong!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 1 day ago

    Two things in life are certain; death and ..

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    geese28  1 day ago

    Inflation?

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    DagNabIt!  1 day ago

    I’ve heard of gravestones and seen the stones in the cemeteries but I don’t think I’ve ever seen mortuary stones

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