The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 21, 2025

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 days ago

    And maybe it works better than those of many March Madness experts

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 6 days ago

    It’s as good a method as any I guess . . .

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    Zykoic  6 days ago

    He’ll grow up and be a financial advisor.

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 days ago

    And when he doesn’t like either mascot, he’ll pick the school that has the better-looking cheerleaders.

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    xaingo  6 days ago

    With Wilberforce, it’s always dumb luck.

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    nosirrom  6 days ago

    I prefer the two finger method. You rap two fingers on a table and the one that hurts more is the team to pick.

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    bobpickett1  5 days ago

    works for me

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    angier3824 Premium Member 5 days ago

    I once thought that UConn was a team from Alaska.

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    pat sandy creator 5 days ago

    mascot madness…

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    HarryLime  5 days ago

    If it works … it works!

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  5 days ago

    Of course, McNeese just busted millions of brackets, outside the southwest Louisiana area(where they only had high hopes of not getting blown out).

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    flemmingo  5 days ago

    I think picking, using mascots, gives you about as much of a chance at winning ?

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    elbow macaroni  5 days ago

    A very old gag.

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    rhpii  5 days ago

    I’m 11-5 so far. I did pick 11 Drake (my father’s alma mater) over 6 Missouri. I remember their great NCAA run against UCLA in 1969. I’m hoping for (but not picking) a repeat.

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    ladykat Premium Member 5 days ago

    Logical, Brutus.

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    jconnors3954  5 days ago

    Whatever works.

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    raybarb44  5 days ago

    Not a math based system but it’s as good as any other er system. Go Irish……

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 days ago

    Attaboy Wilberforce………..

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    Chris  5 days ago

    whatever works… :]

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    Pony  5 days ago

    I’m hoping Duke can go all the way.

    Go Duke!

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    Willi Nilli Premium Member 5 days ago

    I won the office football lottery 3 times in one month. (One of three women in a twelve man office)When asked how I did it, I told them I picked the team that had the best looking jerseys. Lol

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    ChessPirate  5 days ago

    How can it be perfect if all the games haven’t yet been played? ☺

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    KEA  5 days ago

    My Ex used to do it by school colors — and no I never did understand how one color is better than another

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 5 days ago

    Our office bracket challenge is always won by some secretary who’s never seen a game of basketball but picks the winners based on uniform colors

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 5 days ago

    As I recall, this process worked out quite well for Diane on Cheers back in the 1980s.

    Not that I give two cr@ps about sports. Alas, here I am.

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    andersjg Premium Member 5 days ago

    Poster on the wall and a handful darts……

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    CorkLock  5 days ago

    Financial advisor and Politician same mold. Rich off people and no risk to your own loot.

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    cuzinron47  5 days ago

    Even Gladys had better luck, she picked teams based on who had the neatest uniforms.

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    Henry R Premium Member 5 days ago

    One commercial’s theme on games last night – picking the winners based on the the mascot names and it’s impact on the world.

    Thus, the winner of it all was going to be the Aggies, as “agriculture feeds the world”. Love it! Thanks and gig’em :-)

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    paullp Premium Member 5 days ago

    I’m guessing it doesn’t occur to Brutus to rake in some bucks by betting on the outcomes, based on Wilberforce’s choices.

    But who am I kidding? Any windfall he came home with would likely be spent by Gladys and her mother.

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    falcon_370f  5 days ago

    What about match-ups where both schools have the same mascot University of Georgia vs Gonzaga for example, both Bulldogs

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    Pony  5 days ago

    How does he feel about Bucky Badger?

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    sincavage05  5 days ago

    That makes as much sense to me, as all the other magic 8 balls out there.

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    gopher gofer  5 days ago

    after march madness we can briskly move on to april apathy… ☺

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    DagNabIt!  4 days ago

    But he’ll never win the bracket choosing BYU, U of Texas and UCLA doesn’t compete anymore.

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