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To be discharged (“in the morning”) from the hospital took almost all morning and part of the afternoon. Paper work etc. Finally the discharge nurse arrives. The nurse wasn’t going to let me pee before I got the wheelchair ride to the car. She was rushing me. I wasn’t having any of that….
It’s appalling when reporters are about to give details about a disaster and they start with “good morning” or some other greeting totally inappropriate for the events that have occurred or ongoing disaster.
Depending on how long he’s been wrapped up, his skin is going to be icky. I was present once to watch a mummy being unwrapped. There was no nasty smell and the skin was in really good shape, considering how old it was.
Imagine 10 days ago
Amazingly bad…
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 days ago
Premature discharge!
phritzg Premium Member 10 days ago
Next panel: It’s a typical American hospital, so they dump the patient on the pavement and take the wheelchair back inside.
stuart_olson 10 days ago
He is so glad to be out, believe me!
stuart_olson 10 days ago
He is glad to be out of there. Believe me!
Zykoic 10 days ago
To be discharged (“in the morning”) from the hospital took almost all morning and part of the afternoon. Paper work etc. Finally the discharge nurse arrives. The nurse wasn’t going to let me pee before I got the wheelchair ride to the car. She was rushing me. I wasn’t having any of that….
blunebottle 10 days ago
Nice side eye from the brunette.
Dobie Premium Member 10 days ago
I guess it’s probably better that she can’t see what he’s holding up with his left hand.
Ned Snipes 10 days ago
Well, he’s ready for all the right turns.
The Orange Mailman 10 days ago
She must be an optometrist.
Kornfield Kounty 10 days ago
Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
Kornfield Kounty 10 days ago
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy
backyardcowboy 10 days ago
Wait till he realizes that there’s no hole to p** out of.
Znox11 10 days ago
…at least until the meds wear off.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 days ago
After you get mummy home be sure to come right back to get your daddy.
wirepunchr 10 days ago
Hopefully the attendant isn’t a part time stage actor and tells him “Break a leg!”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 10 days ago
. . . and watch out for the curb!
Vistoso's Prickly Pear #1 gold 10 days ago
It’s appalling when reporters are about to give details about a disaster and they start with “good morning” or some other greeting totally inappropriate for the events that have occurred or ongoing disaster.
Zebrastripes 10 days ago
A twit nurse….
Munch 10 days ago
The insurance company said you were done.
monya_43 10 days ago
Happy First Day of Spring.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 days ago
He’s flipping her the bird!
Moonkey Premium Member 10 days ago
Depending on how long he’s been wrapped up, his skin is going to be icky. I was present once to watch a mummy being unwrapped. There was no nasty smell and the skin was in really good shape, considering how old it was.
CrimsonOne18 10 days ago
LOVE IT! Thanks for a good laugh.
David_the_CAD 10 days ago
He is still alive, that is amazing already.
davewhamond creator 10 days ago
He’s waiting for you to give him the high five. Don’t leave him hangin’!
cuzinron47 10 days ago
And that’s a wrap.
cuzinron47 10 days ago
Bleeb is wishing you good luck.
eb110americana 9 days ago
At least he won’t have any trouble hailing a cab.
jbduncan 9 days ago
The invisible man?
geese28 9 days ago
Wow uh so much joy with that greeting to the person in constant pain
wildlandwaters 9 days ago
I wonder what gesture he’s giving her under the wrappings…
mbrahms26 9 days ago
After Musk’s cutbacks to Medicare, this will be viewed as an uncovered “outpatient.”