B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 14, 2025

look! look people! Me in a comic strip! (how did they know, though? o_O)

I’m pretty sure Johnny Hart is not amused…..

The recently discovered Ubersaurus

Good for rough terrain and muddy trails. Tar pits are absolutely a no-no.

Alchosaurus?

Just be careful nobody gets Thagomized.

Did he come to the bar on his wheel?

What is responsible from one angle may not be from another.

If he throws up, it’s easy to hose it down… not so easy in an automotive Uber.

Not sure I’d trust a Stegosaurus to get me home, even with a sign on his head…

You’d need to be VERY careful getting on the spiny back!

If I had one of those I’d never drive again.

Eyesight was blurry to get aboard!!!!!!

Good for making the responsible choice.

That will ensure that B.C. doesn’t trip over his feet and fall on his face walking back to the cave. The dinosaur, however, doesn’t seem impressed. (Maybe he figures B.C. is too drunk to leave a good tip.)

Wow. Thats gotta be the most prickly ride ever…but it’s fast….

Just watch out for the thagomizer

Über der Konkurrenz, i.e., Yellow Cab, Checker Cab, et. al.

Uber Stego will take you anywhere you need to go, unlike Yellow Taxi Stego who has a limited range

It’s good public service , with a bit of “stegosaurus as an uber ride”, humor.

I wonder how you call for a ride…. Shout as loud as you can?

Uh Oh! Looks like his drink was spiked.

Someone spiked his drinks AND his ride…

of course based on earlier strips, the great majority of wheel rides end in injury even when the riders are sober…