That’s an easy scam. He’s obviously wearing a toupee.
Your part will depart…
Good, now he can join a men’s hair club!!!
If the hair’s not there, your head is bare.
…it will cause you to lose your mind.
He’ll save a ton on haircuts
At least he won’t lose his nose hair.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
He’s not losing his hair; he’s gaining forehead.
Big talk for a blind lady.
He can do a nose hair comb over.
It’s inevitable, tell me something I don’t know!
And wear a yellow shirt with a jagged stripe on it.
Crystal Bald
I was an Eagle Scout. Now I’m a bald Eagle.
Don’t lose your hair or head over this/
I remember someone telling me that baldness was a sign of virility and I replied, “Lemme guess, you heard that from a bald guy.”
Too late you fake, that’s his pet cat on his head.
I dunno.. that dead animal look currently on his head suggests that he already has.
when he stiffs her on her fee she will curse him and there’ll be hell toupee.
How would Madame Zaza know? She’s lost her eyes, after all.
Only the blind can see…
Like Little Bunny Foo Foo, “Hare today and gone tomorrow”…..
And spend it back on head warmers.
and that’s the bald truth…
“… and one of your nose hairs will fall out.”
“And you will go broke soon, because you’re a fraud.”
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’s an easy scam. He’s obviously wearing a toupee.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
Your part will depart…
SHIVA about 2 years ago
Good, now he can join a men’s hair club!!!
Doug K about 2 years ago
If the hair’s not there, your head is bare.
Jayalexander about 2 years ago
…it will cause you to lose your mind.
Ahuehuete about 2 years ago
He’ll save a ton on haircuts
nosirrom about 2 years ago
At least he won’t lose his nose hair.
Ubintold about 2 years ago
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
MayCauseBurns about 2 years ago
He’s not losing his hair; he’s gaining forehead.
osceola about 2 years ago
Big talk for a blind lady.
joe piglet Premium Member about 2 years ago
He can do a nose hair comb over.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
It’s inevitable, tell me something I don’t know!
uniquename about 2 years ago
And wear a yellow shirt with a jagged stripe on it.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
Crystal Bald
walstib Premium Member about 2 years ago
I was an Eagle Scout. Now I’m a bald Eagle.
jel354 about 2 years ago
Don’t lose your hair or head over this/
jsimpso1 about 2 years ago
I remember someone telling me that baldness was a sign of virility and I replied, “Lemme guess, you heard that from a bald guy.”
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Too late you fake, that’s his pet cat on his head.
gnorth22 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I dunno.. that dead animal look currently on his head suggests that he already has.
Lablubber about 2 years ago
when he stiffs her on her fee she will curse him and there’ll be hell toupee.
Mayor Snorkum about 2 years ago
How would Madame Zaza know? She’s lost her eyes, after all.
T... about 2 years ago
Only the blind can see…
tee929 about 2 years ago
Like Little Bunny Foo Foo, “Hare today and gone tomorrow”…..
zarilla almost 2 years ago
And spend it back on head warmers.
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
and that’s the bald truth…
RWill almost 2 years ago
“… and one of your nose hairs will fall out.”
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“And you will go broke soon, because you’re a fraud.”