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Remembering an old Mel Brooks bit with Moses coming down from the mountain with 3 stone tablets, and says, “Behold these 15 Commandments from God …” at which point he drops 1 of them and it shatters, “… these 10 Commandments from God …”
Superfrog 10 months ago
Maybe just use all capitals.
Imagine 10 months ago
We wouldn’t want people to think that now, would we.
Kaputnik 10 months ago
Don’t kill! This means thou!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 10 months ago
“What about all those “Thou Shalt Nots”? Am I being too passive-aggressive?”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 10 months ago
No, it’s the parts where everyone has to kowtow to you.
Jayalexander 10 months ago
Temper, temper!
Zykoic 10 months ago
Burning that bush contributed to global warning.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 10 months ago
Remembering an old Mel Brooks bit with Moses coming down from the mountain with 3 stone tablets, and says, “Behold these 15 Commandments from God …” at which point he drops 1 of them and it shatters, “… these 10 Commandments from God …”
MayCauseBurns 10 months ago
“I give you these 15… CRASH… er, 10 commandments!”
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
Editorial eventually got all ten weeded down to ’Don’t do it!’
Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago
Thou shalt not edit my commandments!!!!
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 10 months ago
Well, especially insincere.
MRBLUESKY529 10 months ago
Proofreading the 10 commandments.
flemmingo 10 months ago
Mel Brooks showed there was 15 commandments but Moses dropped one slate and broke it. Didn’t Mel tell the truth?
uniquename 10 months ago
Maybe a few emojis instead.
dddieringer 10 months ago
Regardless of the punctuation, they won’t obey it…
JudyAz 10 months ago
“Take these two tablets and call me in the morning”
Alberta Oil 10 months ago
Seems a shame to waste them though because they are easiest characters to chisel.
kaffekup 10 months ago
Moses of IT: the first guy to ever download data from the cloud to a tablet.
AZCoyote 10 months ago
The bible is full of asinine stories.
the lost wizard 10 months ago
What font did he use? :)
wordsmeet 10 months ago
So the 10 commandments was a twitter posting? :P