Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2023

Whiskey > Happiness with fewer calories.

Other people stop being idiots → Worldwide peace and happiness

Nothing that a beer can’t fix

Rat’s strategy is certainly easier.

some routes are shorter than others!

Me like Rat’s plan better.

Is Goat sad in the last panel or is that just me projecting.

Sounds like Bubba J

Sorry to be a buzzkill, but I never liked the taste of most beers or found it to be manna from heaven. I guess chalk that up to not drinking enough in my lifetime. I’m mostly tee-total.

Is Pig still invisible?

You can only rent it Rat, then reality rears it’s ugly head!

Beer for the Cheer!! ;)

Pig’s would be cheese → happy

Narcissism > Humility.

GoComics—>Happy

I like that shorter route. I 2on’t even make substitutes.

Chesterton: We thank God for good beer by not drinking too much of it. Prost!

Crocs’ would be keel zeeba → happy

Don’t overcomplicate. Keeping things simple is usually the best option.

You have to take your pils everyday. Bitberger Pils.

Beer is thought to have been invented by the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Iraq, around 8,000 BC and ancient tablets have been unearthed showing the original brewers were women. The Sumerians even had a goddess of beer, Ninkasi.

Is that a Bud Lite®?

“When you’re out of beer, tough Schlitz!”

Chocolate is cheaper.

Beer won’t do it, but you do need to be detailed. OW!! Rat?? oh, no, that’s not what I meant, you can keep your tail!

Rat forgot the in-between facts!

You forgot peanuts.

Brother Dave Gardner:

“Success” is gettin’ what you want.

“Happiness” is wantin’ what you get.

Rat is correct.

Kavanaugh: beer, beer, beer = happy = supreme court. So sorry but I hear or read beer and his name appears.

Where’s the cheese? I have never developed the taste for brown alcohols but I like cheese

Happiness for the non-alcoholic.

Years ago in this strip, Danny Donkey explained it well. https://twitter.com/stephanpastis/status/508272929184813056/photo/1

Tequila, the best. Gets rid of the bad yeast.

Retirement + endless crafting supplies = Nirvana. (three years to go and counting…..)

Get up and make bed >>> walk dogs >>> eat breakfast >>> read cartoons >>> HAPPY!

K.I.S.S. …

Don’t worry. Beer happy.

Remember when comics used to be for kids?

I hate flow charts. Even the ones with no lateral branches.

Too MANY beers and you don’t know WHAT you are.

Pig’s opinion might differ but for me, bacon===>>>happiness.

Yep, it’s that easy!

Rat’s approach is certainly more direct; I don’t know that it’s more valid.

Probably neither does he….

if I ever get out of here, I’m giving it all away to a registered charity, all I need is a pint a day

I’m with Pig! Cheese = Happiness

Cheese > Potatoes > Cheesy potatoes > Happiness