Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 24, 2024

the bottom 1%?

Darryl looks pretty cool in his shades. Where are your’s, Wanda?

Kids must be at school/day care.

No cold hose water for me. It has to be a lot warmer.

Just the wrong 1%.

Where’s the kids.

“So Happy Together” !

About TIME, too!!

Better sunscreen that nose or it’ll end up looking like cousin Charlie’s custom candy apple red Hudson.

(^.^)

AKA the percenter who is LOATHE to spend money for any reason!

Yeah, nothing like kicking back on the pool side with a Mai Tai.

Oh come on Darryl, at least you could do is splurge on the three chamber model this year, after all the kids are growing up you know.

We don’t even have a blow-up pool.

Galvanized stock tanks make great long lasting pools. They never go flat.

Between the bugs and the wind – we stay inside. Even the barn cats don’t come out with the winds we’ve been having (central Kansas)

yOU TAKE YOUR RELAXATION WHERE YOU CAN FIND IT

But they’re still not 0.1 percenters!

I went by ToysRUs (abt 20 yrs ago!) and bought a 4′×6′, waited ’til the kids were asleep, inflated it, dumped a bottle of canola oil in it, and wrestled the wife. (so much for the G-rating!)

Our school’s for kids Thursday, teacher’s reported in. There are 6 school’s I assume have to be cleaned out, the district ended with attendance there, kids have to go different school in the fall. Sever budget cut. One of the 4 grade school’s is not far from us and there are children attend there. My kids are adults and done.

There is the vacation Zoe was hoping for.

Ours was a galvanized metal trough — lasted for years

Nothing says one percent like little green umbrellas!

You ought to be able to splurge in one a little bit taller.

True love ❤️

Let the good times roll.