Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 21, 2025

This squirrel better be fast! He is outnumbered for sure!

“I’ll bury your nuts where NOONE will find ’em! Hey bartender – another Frangelico!”

That squirrel had a little too much acorn juice.

There are two ways to interpret that boast. There might be some dog that will take him up on it either way.

Sign on my neighbour’s gate, who raises golden retrievers: “Beware- my dog can lick anybody.”

Drunk squirrels are the worse. Everyone knows they have a mean streak.

He’s drunk.

If this is in NYC, I’d bet on the squirrel.

Some squirrels get even more squirrelly when they’ve been drinking.

Some go nuts.

whisky courage

Another NUT job!

Don’t let your bar nuts override your tail!

That particular set of dogs, he might just be right.

And he’s got the tongue to do it.

Talks cheap squirlliepoo!

The mutts will chase you up a tree!

He’d better hope there are no purebreds.

In any case it’s past time to cut him off.

This reminded me of a former coworker. He thought he was tough when he drank.

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Yep, just another case of little critter syndrome.

Using only your tongue!

The hazelnut liquor strikes again.

I wonder, in the history of dogs barking up trees at squirrels, has a dog ever actually caught one?

Famous last words.

Sounds kinky.

My nuts are bigger than yours!

I bet on catsTom and Luna

My fence squirrels have the same attitude