Close to Home by John McPherson for March 15, 2025

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    ronaldspence  1 day ago

    looks like the Padres

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    Vistoso Quartz Hill #6  1 day ago

    They’ll need basketball etiquette lessons from Nolan Winter.

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    phritzg Premium Member 1 day ago

    “Now move your wad of chewing tobacco from your right cheek to your left cheek. Then spit again.”

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    Ubintold  1 day ago

    Turn your head and cough. They used to tell you that at the pre-induction physical.

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    TStyle78  1 day ago

    Glad to see they are learning the basics.

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    The Orange Mailman  1 day ago

    That covers all the bases.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 1 day ago

    Next… sunflower seeds!

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    Kornfield Kounty  1 day ago

    “All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

    Charles Dillon ‘Casey’ Stengel

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    Kornfield Kounty  1 day ago

    “I managed, I scouted, I coached, I did everything. I was like a house without toilets. I was uncanny.”

    ‘Rocky’ Bridges

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 1 day ago

    Sometimes the things that the cup is cupping need to be rearranged. Get over it.

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    Darryl Heine  1 day ago

    Wrapping up a rerun week.

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    Superhawk  1 day ago

    They have a special guest trainer coming today to teach them how to wear their pants. He’s a retired plumber.

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    walstib Premium Member 1 day ago

    Except for the spitting, that’s me year round, though I am always discrete.

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    jbduncan  1 day ago

    The crew that cleans the artificial turf loves the chewing tobacco spit, the wads and chewing gum.

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    DawnQuinn1  1 day ago

    Scratching your crotch in a baseball gave is now verboten!! . Not that I have even done it. lol Girls just don’t do that. GROSS!!!

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member 1 day ago

    Baseball…. Past. Time.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  1 day ago

    They have healthy “ptooey”tery glands.

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    CitizenKing  1 day ago

    There should not be a number 42. 42 is retired by all teams in honor of Jackie Robinson.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 1 day ago

    Scratching the crotch while waiting to bat…….

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    geese28  1 day ago

    And don’t forget to scratch your rear

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    cuzinron47  1 day ago

    Did he mention rearranging the cup?

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    smoore47  1 day ago

    Adjust your batting glove about thirty times before getting in the box.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 1 day ago

    They get paid for this???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    cactusbob333  1 day ago

    Training for the pocket pool team.

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    Buoy  about 24 hours ago

    This must be the Boston Crude Sox. It’s definitely not the Angels.

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    tinstar  about 21 hours ago

    I find it ironic how many people operate under the assumption that the players are just “grabbing themselves.” Those that think that are either unfamiliar with the equipment required, or, have just never been hit in the “lower regions” with a 90 mph baseball.It’s simply a matter of “occasional adjustments,” which become necessary. When I fenced, I even wore one, as some of the newer fencers were not always in great control of the blades.

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